Like, imagine a magical lil' dude but instead of just chilling in the woods, he's totally stressed out. He's got that insane mortgage to pay, his journey to work is a nightmare, and his therapist keeps saying he needs to "find himself".
It's kinda wild how relatable that would be, right? I mean, who hasn't felt like a mythical being sometimes? We all want to run away from our problems. Maybe that's why everyone loves him so much.
Spirited Away: The Cursed Simp Edition
So like, you know Haku from Spirited Away? Total simp for Chihiro. Always/Constantly/Perpetually trying to Save/Woo/Win over her heart, even when she's all "Indifferent/Confused/Annoyed" about it. Like, dude chill! You Should/Could/Ought to focus on your own Spirit World/Problems/Journey. It's kinda Sad/Pathetic/Cringey how he's so obsessed with her. Maybe he just needs a good Mirror Selca to get over his Simpness/Craziness/Obsessive Tendencies. here
- The whole movie is basically just Chihiro dodging Haku's advances, it's hilarious.
- Imagine/Picture/Visualize him writing her love letters in Emo Poetry
- Haku's Love Potion definitely didn't work, am I right?
Ghibli Memes To Slay crushing Your Midterms
Finals week got you feeling like Calcifer in a fiery inferno? Don't worry, because Studio Ghibli memes are here to save your GPA. From Spirited Away's No-Face offering up wisdom on procrastination to Totoro reminding you that even giant fluffy creatures get stressed about exams, these memes will make you snort and maybe even learn a thing or two. Plus, who could resist the cuteness of Ponyo giving a bright A+?
- Upload these memes with your study buddies for instant motivation.
- Bonus points if you create your own Ghibli-themed study guides.
Remember, even though studying can feel like a marathon, at least you've got these adorable animated companions by your side!
Ponyo Got That Drip
Yo, Ponyo be lookin' fire these days! She's got that vibes, know what I'm sayin'? Her outfit is totally bomb. I guess those little goldfish scales be addin' to her drip.
Ponyo, you a true icon. Keep on shinin'!
Howl's Moving Castle: Rent is Too Damn High
This insane new movement sweeping through the kingdom has left everyone shocked. Howl's newest venture, a mobile castle, is turning into a disaster thanks to outrageous rent. The desperate locals can barely scrape together enough sorts for water, let alone Howl's astronomical demands.
- Some say that the rent is even higher than a dragon's lair
- People arefleeing in droves, leaving Howl with an deserted castle and a irritated attitude
- {The King is consideringintervening to cap rent prices before the entire kingdom falls apart
My WiFi is being hijacked
I believe it's those little critters, lurking in the ether. They crawl around like tiny fireflies, siphoning off my signal. My games are running worse than dial-up, and I can't even load a page without delay.
- Perhaps it's time to use an ethernet cable.
- Time to fight fire with fire